“The Surprise” needed to have a physical before leaving for college. The information includes a measurement of his blood pressure. I happen to have an electronic blood pressure cuff because I do take medications for hypertension. Soooo……
We decided to take “The Surprise’s” blood pressure. It seemed a little high to some of us, so we took “Pook’s” blood pressure. His seemed a little high. Sooo…..
We took my blood pressure and it was great. We tried it on “Mini Me” and hers was good, but not as good as mine! Sooo…
“Doc” jumped in. His was pretty good, but still not as good as mine. Sooo….
We then took “Max’s” blood pressure (on her thigh because she is so small) I still was better. Sooo….
“The Blonde” took her blood pressure. It was very good, but mine was still the lowest! Soooo….
“Doc” immediately disqualified me because I am on medication and that isn’t fair. For the next hour, we argued about “normal” blood pressure and who had the lowest. We continued to take each other’s blood pressure to see who would get the lowest. I am not going to lie, it got a little heated at times. “Mini Me” went home a little irritated.
I still win!!!! At least for the lowest. “The Surprise” and “Pook” are still competing for the highest. I think someone was talking about trophies. Have a heart healthy day.
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