Where is my Phone?

I know that I have mentioned a couple of times that I have issues with technology.  We simply do not get along.  Desk top computers were intimidating.  There were wires and connections everywhere and with my propensity for moving furniture, I was terrified to disconnect anything to move the thing for fear that I would hook things up wrong and get sucked into some weird computer world.  I think there was a kids show about that!

I got my first laptop about 15 years ago and the price was astronomical!  Now you can get them for a few hundred dollars.  My current one is lighter, but not necessarily smaller.  But, I did decide to get a tablet or notebook, not sure what to call it.  You know like a Samsung tablet or an IPad.  The kids think it is a hoot, because although I use it to check facebook, emails, etc., I use it mostly to play free cell.  There are 100,000 games to win and I have made it may mission to win every scenario of the game that there are.  I am currently on game 4,755.  It's going to take me a while.

Cell phones and I struggle.  My kids will tell you that I never answer my phone.  Not so!  Whenever I can find it, I answer it.  Of course, that is assuming that the battery isn't dead and the ring tone is turned on.  It is a standard joke in our house, that I never know where my phone is.  I hate to admit it, but I do ask that million dollar question - "Where is my phone?" at least ten times a day.  The really odd thing is that it isn't a small phone.  It is about the size of a checkbook - I suppose I am the only one who still owns and uses a checkbook.  Anyway, the point is it isn't hard to find. 

Not too long ago, "The Ninja" was here and helping me with some issue with my phone.  I think I lost an address or something.  I don't know.  I had the thing for a year and a half before I even knew it had a stylus stored inside it!  Anyway, I had handed her my phone to get some assistance with one of the 5,000 features that it has that I never use.  Not two seconds after I handed her my phone, the next question out of my mouth was "Where's my phone?  I can't find it and I swear I just had it."  The silence in the room was rivaled only by the look one everyone's faces. 

If I can manage to keep the ringer on, and sometimes I don't want to, you will know my phone in a heartbeat.  The ring tone is the theme song from "Lost in Space", the television show.  It is awesome!  And throughout the night you can hear "Danger Will Robinson." when I get a test message.  I really need a ringtone that says "That does not compute!"  I need to work on that, if only I could find my phone!